From Ms. Boudreau's own lips (erm, fingers):
"The entry that made me LOL the most was Jess's: Real Mermaids Don’t Wear Skinny Jeans, especially considering Jade's, um, plus-sized frame."
Congratulations, Jess! Please email your address to helene (at) heleneboudreau.com to receive your signed copy of Real Mermaids Don't Wear Toe Rings.
A big thanks to everyone who participated! I promise this is the first of lots of fun contests.